Clown Punchers Syndicate visits Fountain

Sons of Tangra corp Foundation (not to be confused with the now defunct GW alliance of the same name) is currently living in Syndicate. We found this out by face stomping them one day while they camped Ass 2 Mouth into their station in 0T-AMZ. I think you can find out more about this from one of our BOZOKasts (if you haven’t heard one, you’re denying yourself orgasmic auditory bliss). Now that Ass 2 Mouth have left that pocket, these Foundation fuckers have been out and about in Cloud Ring camping systems, running from us, sucking homeless guys balls and acting like little girls with a yeast infection.

BOZO generally doesn’t need to do long boring roams because there’s usually plenty of retards to shoot close to home. Today, however, I decided to take a fleet out to Fountain, the alleged home of SoT and their foul breathed overlords, Pandemic Legion. I wanted to see what SoT could muster if we went fucking around in their home region.

After a lengthy journey, we finally arrive in Fountain. The first thing we did was instapop a Raven sitting active and un-agressed on a station in PQN. It was a member of Event Horizon (who the fuck are these guys?) and we didn’t give him a chance to dock. I told my pilots to lock him then on a three count we shot all at once. He cried in local.

Two Thanatos’ undocked after the raven died. I had my pilots loot the raven and we warped off. Oddly enough, one of my pilots warped his Hurricane to a planet and was followed by the two carriers. I’m no fuckin’ Einstein, but that seemed more retarded than the Raven pilot. What kind of luxurious life have these guys been enjoying out there in Fountain that they chase people around in dual carriers? I will never know.

Not really knowing the lay of the land in Fountain, I arbitrarily pick CHA2 as a destination and sent my scout ahead. Luckily, our engagement with SoT was not nearly that far.

Our scout died unceremoniously in 5-D82P to a gate camp. SoT had apparently heard about our shenanigans in PNQ and had assembled a fleet to engage us. I got a quick ship list from my dead pilot and beat feet through the gate they were camping to engage the larger enemy fleet.

The fight itself was excellent. The SoT fleet was at range off the gate with a grab bag of different ships when we jumped in. Sniper HACs, close range HACs, Recons and bombers began to die in rapid fire succession as my BOZOs flew around like a bunch of rabid horny badgers hunting for some sweet SoT ass.

It wasn’t long before we started incurring some losses of our own though and SoT appeared to be getting more reinforcements with each passing moment. We got our hooks into a Sacrilege, postured up and killed it just as a majority of my cohorts got to a safe spot and prepared for egress.

All in all, good times…hopefully when we come back, they won’t run like a fat guy chasing a free deep fried Twinkie at the county fair.